April 20th, 2014
nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

gr4y-cl0uds:

itsflooo:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

You the man

fucking beautiful


yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

gr4y-cl0uds:

itsflooo:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

You the man

fucking beautiful

image

yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

(Source: holymaurymotherofgod, via puppetangel)

(Source: brynndowney, via puppetangel)

mayakern:

seasonal fashion according to me

god i hate summer

(via puppetangel)

tropius:

gyarados:

towongfoo:

The pokemon duh eggs werent even introduced until gen 2

if you think about it from a canonical standpoint it was the egg because the creation myth says that an egg appeared where there was nothingness and Arceus came out of that egg

You’re both geeks. That’s how I see it

(Source: pokemon-global-academy, via leezzee)

weeping-daleks:

zanetehaiden:

Imagine if we lived in a world where you could see the exact date when everyone is going to die except for yourself

And then one day people start acting nice to you. Like, really nice.

write a book

(via puppetangel)

divinedorothy:

happy easter everyone ive had this joke in my queue since january

(via puppetangel)

April 19th, 2014
sephielya:

ii-l:

This is my bible. Bye.

Anyone else read this with the stereotypical Japanese “punk” accent?

sephielya:

ii-l:

This is my bible. Bye.

Anyone else read this with the stereotypical Japanese “punk” accent?

(via leezzee)

  • english is not their first language: Hello! I'm sorry if my English isn't very good.
  • english is their first language: hte fuckign

zen-mommy:

adriankarl:

you ever wanna fuck the living shit outta somebody but also cook for them and make sure they’re emotionally stable?

That’s called true love my friend

(via hakunamatittys)

monsterkin:

you son of a mumford

(via hakunamatittys)

lagio:

burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

jackiefarrell:

Kat Dennings’ curves appreciation post

in which we are all Tom

Goals

(Source: kat-dennings, via puppetangel)

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

(via shutupfinnick)

spoken-not-written:

heyfunniest:

When someone tickles my neck.. 

I CAN RELATE TO A FUCKING PLASTIC BOTTLE I HATE THIS WEBSITE

spoken-not-written:

heyfunniest:

When someone tickles my neck.. 

I CAN RELATE TO A FUCKING PLASTIC BOTTLE I HATE THIS WEBSITE

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

fallontonight:

There was probably a better way to phrase that, Daniel Radcliffe. 

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)